My 6 year old daughter was recounting her day at school today. She mentioned a few people and described them by their shapes - one woman in particular was the "F" word. I asked her what that meant and here's the conversation that followed:
Me: So, what is the "F" word?
DD: You know - "fat" but I didn't want to hurt her feelings by telling her that.
Me: Well, people are all sorts of shapes you know.
DD: Yeah, some people are round like circles, some are like rectangles...
Me: Yes, that's right.
DD: And you, you're sort of a half circle.
I guess that's one way to put it.